- Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
- Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
- Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- The trouble with life is there’s no background music
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
- No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway!
- I can resist everything except temptation.
- Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
- I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- A dirty mind is a wonderful thing!
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
- What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
- God, if there is any work around me..please remove it!!
- Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off
- It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
- Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
- I hate everybody...and you're next.
- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
- Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
- Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
- You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
- All stressed out and no one to choke.
- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
by Sugandha Gupta
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October 29, 2011 12:05 AM
Interesting collection :)