Barney and The Bro Code!!!

July 12, 2009

Those who are constant followers of the series "How I met Met Your Mother" do not need any introduction to Barney and The Bro Code, and those who do not follow the series: Trust me guys you gotta watch this one...

Barney is best described as: Someone who likes to create crazy situations and then sit back and watch it all go down...he lives by The Bro code and is always willing to offer his opinion... So here comes a manual guide for all men :- "The Bro Code"

  • A pub, disco or an office meeting a man shall always wear a suit.
  • Thou shalt not sleep with your Bro’s ex-girlfriend (lols:P).
  • A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it.
  • Bro never admits he can't drive. Even after an accident.
  • A Bro doesn't let another Bro get a tattoo, particularly a tattoo of a girls name.
  • A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.
  • If a chick inquires about another Bro's sexual history, a Bro shall honor the 'rode of silence' and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than tell the truth.
  • A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.
  • Unless he has children, a Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
  • In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity. Winking is also kind of a no-no.
  • If a Bro become stricken with engagement, his Bros shall stage an intervention and attempt to heal him. This is more commonly known as "a bachelor party."
  • Real Bro never cries and also a Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro :P
  • A Bro never wears pink. Not even in Europe.
  • Bros don't cuddle.
  • A Bro never asks for directions when lost but may ask for directions to a hot chick who seems to know the area.

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