Read It Till The End!!!
August 12, 2009
A father passing by his daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat & tidy. He suddenly saw an envelope propped up on the center of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad"
with the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home.I had to elope with my new boyfriend Tory because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom & you. I've been finding real passion with Tory & he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too -even with all his piercing, tattoos, & motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Tory said that he wants me to have the kid & that we'll be very happy together. Even though Tory is much older than I am (but,40 isn't so old these days... is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?
Tory has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. Tory taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Tory can be cured; he sure deserves a long life!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Tina
At the bottom of the page were the letters 'PTO',
Hands trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
P. S: Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at the neighbor's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than my report card that's in my desk's center drawer.
Please sign it and call when it is safe for me
to come home. I love you !!
(courtesy : A forwarded e mail from a friend)
Tory has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. Tory taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Tory can be cured; he sure deserves a long life!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Tina
At the bottom of the page were the letters 'PTO',
Hands trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
P. S: Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at the neighbor's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than my report card that's in my desk's center drawer.
Please sign it and call when it is safe for me
to come home. I love you !!
(courtesy : A forwarded e mail from a friend)
June 30, 2009 at 4:39 AM
Lol!! I read the " read till the end" its funny n scary too..lol I was just thinking if I do something like that my dad wont probably even read till the end..hehe :P
June 30, 2009 at 6:01 AM
haha
you are so funny hehe
thanks
hugs!!!
July 4, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Hehehee... Hilarious.. :p
I was wondering what if it was a real situation?? I mean.. what if all that was true..?? then would the Dad sign on the report card.. :p Question of the millennium.. :D
July 4, 2009 at 9:15 PM
hahah...no way!!!
but thn I dunt thnk she really needs tht sign in a real situation like tht haha
July 17, 2009 at 2:47 AM
That was good!!! I almost stopped breathing by the time I had reached the end of 1st page.......
July 17, 2009 at 3:02 AM
hehe ... ya this one is mysterious as well as hilarious :)
August 12, 2009 at 1:55 AM
Lol! That was hilarious! :D
August 12, 2009 at 2:22 AM
@ Ekam : hehe ... yeah ... its super fun :)
August 12, 2009 at 5:12 AM
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August 12, 2009 at 8:04 AM
lol..
lol..
it had come over again and again over the emails...still its refreshing to read this again and again...
thanx for the smile...
hehehehehe
tke cre
b well..
Yogesh Goel
ygoel.com
August 12, 2009 at 9:26 AM
hey seriously tdy!!
hilarious! A thing no dad shud experience!!!
innovative methods to get report card signed!!!
August 12, 2009 at 11:21 AM
hahahahaha.. poor dad.. n wot a way 2 get away wid report cards.. :P u wrote all dis urself?? its ur mind cookin dis stuff?? ahhh u devil woman :P ..but hahahahaha... damn wot a letter
August 12, 2009 at 11:27 AM
@ Sobhit : kya ya u alwaz miss the details :(... Its nt written by me ... its n email frm a frnd ... i have mentioned tht in the end of the post ... :) ... check it again ...uff
August 12, 2009 at 11:31 AM
hmm well u change d font n mk it smaller... i dint go beyond d post :P n wid ur profile so jazzed up i kinda get confused wot part f post wot not :P :P hahaha.. lol.. bt no nxt tym will try n read d obvious :D... n wooooow ur multitaskin woman... readin writin postin... pheewww.. god better be smart enuf 2 handle u :P :P
August 12, 2009 at 11:35 AM
@ Sobhit : ohhh he is handling me for quite a long tym nw ... n m sure he will handle me later too .. n m nt able to read right nw for of postin n all ... huh :P
August 12, 2009 at 11:44 AM
ahh poor god ... feel sory 4d dude :P... haha n sure no worries read wen u get tym..(n thus ur not dat multitaskin... sweet.. :P) wud b fun 2knw ur tk on it :P :P ... nehw nyt 4 now me dozin off.. got sm synopsis 2 gv 2mrw :(...so will hv2 get up early... n hell yeah.. keep postin ... cya
August 12, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Thats hilarious :D
August 13, 2009 at 7:02 AM
hmmmmm....read till the end and finally the twist made me smile...
Cheers...
http://asitinblogzone.blogspot.com/
August 13, 2009 at 9:30 AM
he he...nice one gal...:)...very creative:)
August 13, 2009 at 9:46 AM
@Jalpari and Asit : thanks guys!!!
August 13, 2009 at 9:46 AM
@ Yellow : heheheehe lols:P thanksy
August 14, 2009 at 1:53 AM
hehe!
I´m already saw this letter. very Funny.
bye bye
August 14, 2009 at 10:24 PM
o_0 you will give ur dad a heart attack some day. :P
August 16, 2009 at 12:34 AM
i love this...too funny. was receiving this fwd email from a long time. worth reading it every time u see it.:)
August 16, 2009 at 9:49 PM
u fucked da shit outta me babe, i was damn serious n the end was witty!! loved it and indeed it was hilarious.... u r crative!!
August 17, 2009 at 12:52 PM
@ Mari : hehe ... yeah its hilarious :)
@ sans : hehe yeah ... its kinda cool :)
@ Sonali : hehe ... tht was the motive :)
August 18, 2009 at 5:23 AM
Wow! Nice one...
Thats what is called "a twist in the tale"...!!!
August 27, 2009 at 1:06 AM
Read this somewhr a long back. Was pretty pissed off at the girl, coz if the dad was you know, some kinda heart-patient, he wudn't even have the time to turn the page & read her joke.
:X
Very cunning girl neverthelss.
September 11, 2009 at 12:57 PM
heh ;) cool stuff...